Soliloquy of a Logical Duck
Purple eclairs, Old grey hares,
Spaghetti falling out of my head!
Alligator cars, Elvis lives on Mars,
Storms blowing through the shed!
A bit of string, a real pink thing,
My train is turning red!
Yellow hearts, Great big carts,
A cow turns into lead!
Lovely flowers, Bridal showers,
A fish gets tired and goes to bed!
Luscious pillows, Weeping willows,
A lonely car recalls the dead!
Magic posters, Roller coasters,
A frog is waiting to be wed!
Story books, fishing hooks,
I’m eating mouldy bread!
Talking lakes, A groundhog wakes,
Not a word was said!