I love this guy.
- Undertake bloody rampage on the set of The View
- Disembowel line-cutters at Walgreens
- Devour double-parkers on Taraval Street (and, ironically, the Chinese takeout that doomed them to their fate)
- Poke gentle, good-natured fun at less powerful monsters when we meet at social events
- Keep library books well past their due date