I love this guy’s lists of five things. All of the recent ones are hilarious!
Five things I suppose you could do to “the vote” if you ever tire of “rocking” it
- Broast the Vote!
- Pummel the Vote!
- Gently Strum the Vote!
- Benchpress the Vote!
- Botox the Vote!
Five companies I suspect I may be the bitch of
- Gillette
- Apple
- Sprint
- Costco
- Trader Joe’s
Five skills I’ve allowed to badly atrophy over the years
- wheelie popping
- snaking, loogie-hocking, and general spitting
- climbing and scaling
- ramp jumping
- snatching stacks of quarters from elbow (as seen on Happy Days)
Five things it’s probably better not to do when you’re kind of drunk
- buy domain names
- hire an attorney
- do lots of file management from the command line
- sort out your finances
- telephone people you remember fondly from elementary school
Five computer technologies I could really use in my physical office
- Exposé
- incremental searching
- undo
- sort by date (descending)
- cold reboot